Hey! Are you a Super Woman? Me neither!



My two kids and I live with chronic pain from joint hypermobility syndrome. Here is where I share all of our wacky adventures with a dash of wisdom and a shot of vodka. I don’t take myself too seriously, and you shouldn’t either! If you live with chronic illness, have kids, or believe that pain is best managed by laughter, then this is the place for you. I talk about health, being a good enough parent (no helicoptering allowed), my mad skills as a suburban survivalist, and anything else that is rattling around in my drug-addled brain (curse you, Topamax!) You can check out some of my previous ramblings below.

Welcome! I’m glad you are here.



Recent Posts

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6 Rules For Reading Bad News on Facebook

Love it or hate it, Facebook is firmly rooted in society. It’s how we get news, stay connected, or kill time. Whether you think it is a “good” or “bad” influence in our lives, it is a tool, and like any tool, its value depends on the user. I love Facebook, but I have always […]

How to Reduce Pain from an Ear Infection

We have a Rubber Duck down today – #TheStretchySon has a double ear infection and a high fever. He is the picture of misery. It is clearly bacterial, so I had no problem starting amoxicillin. But I am also using this extremely effective trick for clearing out the infection and most important, PAIN CONTROL. Parents […]